Listen, we know what the inside of a middle school hallway smells like in April. It’s not great. 🍎🍻

The home stretch is here, and since we actually like our local educators, Teacher Happy Hour is officially a thing in the Beer Garden.

Every Wednesday for the rest of the school year from 4 PM to 7 PM – if you have a school ID and a thousand-yard stare, enjoy Buy One Get One beers in the Garden.

👩‍🏫 The Crowd: Teachers, admin, bus drivers – if you’re part of the chaos, you’re invited.
🕓 The Time: 4 PM to 7 PM every Wednesday.
⛰️ Hill City: Bask in the beer garden (with your back to the school, of course)

Come grade some papers, or better yet, don’t. Just sit in the sun and remind yourself what it’s like to talk to someone who doesn’t ask you for a bathroom pass.